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I’m Either Drinking Energy Drink Or In Cardiac Arrest Shirt
Mar 13
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Fuel your humor and your workouts with I’m Either Drinking Energy Drink Or In Cardiac Arrest Shirt. This tee is the ultimate statement piece for every dedicated energy drink enthusiast who understands the fine line between peak performance and… well, the alternative. Perfect for the gym, class, or just lounging around, this cleverly designed shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh and show everyone where your loyalty lies.
I’m Either Drinking Energy Drink Or In Cardiac Arrest Shirt – Funny Energy Drink & Gym
This I’m Either Drinking Energy Drink Or In Cardiac Arrest Shirt isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a lifestyle statement. For those who plan their day around their favorite can of sparkling energy, this shirt says it all without you having to speak a word. The design cleverly features the text: “I’M EITHER DRINKING CELSIUS, ABOUT TO DRINK CELSIUS, THINKING ABOUT DRINKING CELSIUS, OR IN CARDIAC ARREST.” It’s a hilarious piece of hyperbole that every energy drink lover will instantly relate to. The iconic °C logo is used creatively to drive the point home, making it instantly recognizable to fellow fans. It’s the perfect way to showcase your commitment to the grind and the fuel that gets you there.
This Product Is For:
Devoted Celsius drinkers and energy drink aficionados.
Gym-goers, weightlifters, and fitness enthusiasts with a great sense of humor.
College students, night-shift workers, and anyone who relies on a caffeinated boost to get through the day.
Individuals looking for a funny, sarcastic, and relatable graphic tee that stands out.
Anyone who appreciates dark humor and a good conversation starter.
Don’t wait for your next caffeine craving to strike. Embrace the humor of your high-energy lifestyle and make a bold statement. Add the “I’m Either Drinking Celsius Or In Cardiac Arrest” shirt to your cart today and wear your energy-fueled dedication with pride. It’s the perfect combination of wit, comfort, and style for the modern go-getter.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 2-3 days | 6-8 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… | 3-5 days | 8-12 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it’s prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country’s policies.Pro-Grade Sewing & DTG Printing
Premium fabrics: Polyester, Spandex, or Cotton (product-specific). Engineered with reinforced stitching and advanced DTG technology for a durable
Natural Fit for Every Body
Sizes for every body: From XS to 5XL, tailored for your perfect fit.
Care Made Easy
For a lifetime of wear: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low
Engineered Endurance
Crafted for endurance: High-density fabrics designed to maintain shape and color vibrancy, ensuring a fresh look that stands the test of time.
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1-5 of 12 reviews
I have not received the cap and i’m pretty upset about. Trying to figure out what my step will be.
Very nice shirt..very quick shipping