If God Made Anything Better Than Pussy Beer Money Or The Cyclones Shirt | Claim Your Legendary Status
Some shirts just show a logo. This If God Made Anything Better Than Pussy Beer Money Or The Cyclones Shirt one tells a story—a hilarious, unapologetic story of a fan’s ultimate priorities. Inspired by the legendary wisdom of “Big Kevy,” this t-shirt proudly proclaims: “IF GOD MADE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY, BEER, MONEY OR THE CYCLONES, HE KEPT IT FOR HIMSELF.” It’s a statement that’s guaranteed to turn heads, start conversations, and earn nods of approval from every true member of Cyclone Nation. Forget subtle; this is about passion, pride, and a humor that’s as bold as a Jack Trice Stadium roar.
It’s for the season ticket holder who arrives at the tailgate before dawn. It’s for the alum who streams every game, no matter the time zone. It’s for the student who lives and breathes cardinal and gold. Our target audience is the heart and soul of Cyclone Nation—the fans who understand that supporting the team is about community, tradition, and enjoying the best things life has to offer. If your perfect Saturday involves cold beer, good company, and a resounding Cyclones victory, you’ve just found your new uniform.

Don’t just wear your colors; wear your conviction. This shirt is more than fabric and ink—it’s an identity. It’s a tribute to the unapologetic, fun-loving spirit of the Iowa State Cyclones fanbase. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a fellow devotee, this tee is your ticket to becoming a legend in the parking lot and the stands. Order yours today and show the world what truly matters. Go Cyclones!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.