If God Made Anything Better Than Pussy Beer Money Or The Cyclones Shirt | Claim Your Legendary Status
Some shirts just show a logo. This If God Made Anything Better Than Pussy Beer Money Or The Cyclones Shirt one tells a story—a hilarious, unapologetic story of a fan’s ultimate priorities. Inspired by the legendary wisdom of “Big Kevy,” this t-shirt proudly proclaims: “IF GOD MADE ANYTHING BETTER THAN PUSSY, BEER, MONEY OR THE CYCLONES, HE KEPT IT FOR HIMSELF.” It’s a statement that’s guaranteed to turn heads, start conversations, and earn nods of approval from every true member of Cyclone Nation. Forget subtle; this is about passion, pride, and a humor that’s as bold as a Jack Trice Stadium roar.
It’s for the season ticket holder who arrives at the tailgate before dawn. It’s for the alum who streams every game, no matter the time zone. It’s for the student who lives and breathes cardinal and gold. Our target audience is the heart and soul of Cyclone Nation—the fans who understand that supporting the team is about community, tradition, and enjoying the best things life has to offer. If your perfect Saturday involves cold beer, good company, and a resounding Cyclones victory, you’ve just found your new uniform.

Don’t just wear your colors; wear your conviction. This shirt is more than fabric and ink—it’s an identity. It’s a tribute to the unapologetic, fun-loving spirit of the Iowa State Cyclones fanbase. Whether you’re buying it for yourself or gifting it to a fellow devotee, this tee is your ticket to becoming a legend in the parking lot and the stands. Order yours today and show the world what truly matters. Go Cyclones!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












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