Step into the realm of forbidden gastronomic achievements with the ultimate ironic streetwear staple: the I Out Pizza’d The Hut CIA Assassinate Me Shirt. Everyone knows the corporate slogan—it’s an immutable law of physics that no one out-pizzas the Hut. But you? You dared to defy the natural order.
I Out Pizza’d The Hut and Now The Cia Is Trying To Assassinate Me Shirt | Wear the Forbidden Truth
In a world of boring basics, this graphic tee stands out as a beacon of chaotic energy. The design features a crisp, clean white background that allows the bold, brick-red text to pop. The font mimics the iconic serif typeface of the world’s most recognizable pizza chain, lulling the viewer into a false sense of security before delivering the unhinged second half of the sentence: “AND NOW THE CIA IS TRYING TO ASSASSINATE ME.”
This shirt capitalizes on the “schizoposting” and “conspiracy meme” trends that remain dominant in late 2025 fashion. It takes a mundane corporate marketing phrase and escalates it to a life-or-death scenario, creating a juxtaposition that is guaranteed to get laughs, confused stares, and compliments.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.











