I Joined The Bonnie Blue Queue And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt
Feb 25
Feb 27 - Mar 03
Mar 06 - Mar 11
You stood in line. You waited. You hoped. And all you got was this I Joined The Bonnie Blue Queue And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt (and maybe a story or two about the infamous Bonnie Blue queue). Wear your disappointment with pride!
I Joined The Bonnie Blue Queue And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt – Show Off Your Queue
This I Joined The Bonnie Blue Queue And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt is more than just fabric and ink; it’s a symbol. It’s a testament to the human spirit’s ability to persevere, even when faced with the prospect of receiving absolutely nothing of value in return. The phrase, “I joined the Bonnie Blue queue and all I got was this lousy t-shirt (and herpes!)”, is printed in a clean, easy-to-read font, ensuring your message is delivered loud and clear.
Veterans of the Bonnie Blue queue, seeking a memento of their experience.
Individuals who enjoy ironic or satirical fashion statements.
Anyone looking for a comfortable and casual t-shirt with a unique twist.
People who want to support independent artists or small businesses (if applicable).
Those seeking a funny and unexpected gift.
People who are being treated for herpes.
Don’t let your Bonnie Blue queue experience fade into the mists of time. Commemorate it with this I Joined The Bonnie Blue Queue And All I Got Was This Lousy Shirt, and remember, it’s not about the destination (or lack thereof); it’s about the journey (and the lousy t-shirt you got at the end). Order yours now!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
