Give Me A Beer Or I Will Kill Myself Shirt
Apr 20
Apr 22 - Apr 24
Apr 29 - May 02
Make your priorities clear with this bold and humorous statement tee. The Give Me A Beer Or I Will Kill Myself Shirt leaves no room for interpretation. It’s for those who appreciate a good beer and aren’t afraid to express their… intense craving. Wear it to the bar, a party, or just lounging around – it’s guaranteed to get a reaction.
Give Me A Beer Or I Will Kill Myself Shirt – Demand Your Brew
This Give Me A Beer Or I Will Kill Myself Shirt isn’t just a t-shirt; it’s a cry for help… a hoppy, malty, refreshing cry for help. The bold, white text against the classic black background ensures your message is seen and (hopefully) understood. Whether you’re at a bar, a BBQ, or just lounging around, this shirt lets everyone know exactly what’s on your mind: beer. And lots of it.
The Craft Beer Connoisseur: You know your IPAs from your stouts, and you’re not afraid to demand the best. This shirt speaks to your refined palate and your unwavering commitment to the craft.
The Life of the Party: You’re the one who keeps the good times flowing, and you know that a good beer is essential to any celebration. This shirt is your party uniform.
The Sarcastic Soul: You appreciate a good dose of dark humor, and you’re not afraid to poke fun at yourself (and your beer obsession). This shirt is your inner monologue, externalized.
The Gift-Giver: Looking for a unique and hilarious present for the beer lover in your life? Look no further. This shirt is guaranteed to get a laugh (and maybe even a free beer).
The Home-brewer Perfect the beer maker.
The Give Me A Beer Or I Will Kill Myself Shirt is more than just apparel; it’s a lifestyle. It’s a declaration of your love for beer, your sense of humor, and your unwavering commitment to staying hydrated (in the best way possible). So, grab yours today, and let the world know: you’re thirsty, you’re dramatic, and you’re ready for a beer. Don’t delay, your thirst (and your wardrobe) will thank you!
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
