Are you ready to wear the weekend on your sleeve—literally? Introducing the Drunk Raccoon “Trashed Panda” Baseball Jersey, the ultimate tribute to poor life choices and good times. Inspired by the viral sensation of the racoon who broke into a liquor store and passed out in the bathroom, this jersey captures the spirit of every legendary Saturday night that turns into a rough Sunday morning.
Drunk Raccoon Trashed Panda Jersey | The Ultimate Party Animal Look
The centerpiece of this masterpiece is the hilarious, high-definition graphic on the front. It features a detailed illustration of a chubby raccoon passed out cold between a porcelain throne and an overflowing trash can—a faithful recreation of the internet’s favorite “wasted” raccoon meme. The bold, distressed text reading “TRASHED PANDA” sits proudly above the carnage, leaving no doubt about the pun intended.
The jersey itself sports a classic baseball cut with a beige/cream body featuring vintage pinstripes. To add to the authentic “party survivor” vibe, the design includes intentional, printed-on “stains” and grime spots, giving it a grunge, worn-in aesthetic right out of the package. Contrast black sleeves with red piping frame the design, ensuring that while the subject matter is trashy, the fit is pure class.








