Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt
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Ever feel like you’re navigating a constant internal battle between the weight of the world and the persistent hum of your own desires? The Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt captures that relatable duality, allowing you to express the complex and often contradictory nature of the human experience with a touch of dark humor and undeniable style.
Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt – Embrace Your Inner Paradox
Feeling the struggle between existential dread and the primal urge? This Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt gets you. A declaration of the internal tug-of-war between the weight of existence and the persistent flicker of desire. The tee perfectly captures that relatable contradiction with a bold, eye-catching design that’s sure to turn heads and spark conversations.
The Existentialist with a Sense of Humor: You ponder the meaning of life while simultaneously appreciating the absurdity of it all.
The Introspective Individual: You’re not afraid to delve into the depths of your own thoughts and emotions, even the conflicting ones.
The Person Who Appreciates Irony: You find humor in the contradictions of life and aren’t afraid to wear your heart on your sleeve, or rather, your existential crisis on your chest.
The Trendsetter: You love unique, conversation-starting pieces that reflect your personality and make a statement.
Anyone who can relate to the feeling! Let’s be honest, we’ve all been there.
More than just a piece of clothing, the Dead Inside But Still Horny Shirt is a badge of honor for those who embrace the complexities of the human experience. It’s a reminder that even in the face of existential dread, the spark of life, and all its accompanying desires, persists.
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SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD.
International shipping rates start from 13 USD.
WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.
Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-30 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services.
Delivered
Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information.
If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have.
Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination.
For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service.
Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
