Dave Portnoy Suck That Tiger Dick Hoe Shirt
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If you know, you know. The “Neck” chant is more than a song; it’s a rite of passage for every true LSU Tigers fan. Now, you can wear the controversy with the LSU Tigers Suck That Tiger Dick Hoe Shirt. This drop pays homage to the unauthorized anthem that refuses to die, paired with the face of the internet’s most controversial sports mogul.
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The shirt is the definitive streetwear piece for the modern college football fanatic. This shirt captures the rebellious spirit of the LSU “Neck” tradition—where the band plays the beat and the crowd supplies the heat—remixed through the lens of founder Dave Portnoy.
The design features a striking, stylized graphic of Dave Portnoy (often depicted in his signature “One Bite” or headset aesthetic) framed in LSU’s regal purple and gold. Below the portrait, the text screams the sanitized-but-still-savage variation of the stadium’s favorite prohibited chant: “SUCK THAT TIGER DICK, HOE.” It’s a tongue-in-cheek nod to the viral moments that define SEC football culture, making it an instant conversation starter at any tailgate, bar, or watch party.
The shirt is limited, loud, and legendary. In a sea of generic purple polos and authorized bookstore gear, be the fan who brings the real energy of the student section. Whether you’re buying it to troll Alabama fans, support the “Let The Band Play Neck” movement, or just to own a piece of history, this shirt delivers.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
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Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
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