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Dominate your upcoming holiday party with the ultimate blend of gridiron grit and festive humor: the Merry Bakemas Ugly Christmas Sweater. Brought to you by the creative minds at Sports, this crewneck isn’t just a sweater—it’s a statement.
Dave Portnoy Merry Bakemas Ugly Christmas Sweater | Win the Holiday in Style
Celebrate the season with a nod to one of the most entertaining personalities in sports culture. The Merry Bakemas Xmas Sweater is a quality, novelty holiday garment that perfectly captures the intersection of sports, internet humor, and festive tradition.
The front of the sweater features a high-contrast, pixelated-style graphic of a woman holding a fresh plate of holiday cookies, captioned with the pun-tastic phrase “MERRY BAKEMAS.” It plays on the classic “baking” trope while nodding to football fandom (a subtle tribute to the Baker Mayfield era and viral internet moments). The design is framed by traditional “ugly sweater” Fair Isle patterns, including snowflakes, football helmets, and reindeer, blending classic holiday aesthetics with modern sports meme culture.
On the reverse, the sweater proudly displays a massive, varsity-style Number 10, giving it the authentic feel of a team jersey. Whether this number represents a “Perfect 10” review score—channeling the famous pizza reviews—or simply your status as the MVP of the Christmas party, it adds a sporty edge that separates this piece from generic holiday attire.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
