Cigs That Don’t Count Shirt | The Ultimate Funny Social Smoker Tee
Presenting the Cigs That Don’t Count Shirt, the definitive statement piece for the social smoker with a sense of humor. This shirt proudly displays the four sacred exceptions to the rulebook, printed in a clean, bold, minimalist font that gets straight to the point. Forget complicated graphics; the wit here is in the words.
The list is a legendary roster of exemptions known far and wide:
cigs with a pint: The classic pairing, a sacred ritual where one simply cannot exist without the other.
cigs at a show: Fuelled by adrenaline and live music, these are essential for punctuating killer guitar solos.
cigs abroad: These are cultural souvenirs, tiny sticks of international diplomacy that don’t count once your passport is stamped.
cigs from a packet not in English: An adventurous foray into the unknown. If you can’t read the warning, does it even exist?
This graphic tee doesn’t just make a statement; it tells a story—a hilarious, relatable story of selective logic and enjoying the moment.

Stop justifying and start celebrating the art of selective indulgence. This t-shirt is a badge of honor for anyone who lives by the philosophy that context is everything. It’s clever, comfortable, and built to last through countless pints, shows, and international adventures. Embrace the logic, share the laugh, and add the “Cigs That Don’t Count” T-Shirt to your collection today.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.