Cigs That Don’t Count Shirt | The Ultimate Funny Social Smoker Tee
Presenting the Cigs That Don’t Count Shirt, the definitive statement piece for the social smoker with a sense of humor. This shirt proudly displays the four sacred exceptions to the rulebook, printed in a clean, bold, minimalist font that gets straight to the point. Forget complicated graphics; the wit here is in the words.
The list is a legendary roster of exemptions known far and wide:
cigs with a pint: The classic pairing, a sacred ritual where one simply cannot exist without the other.
cigs at a show: Fuelled by adrenaline and live music, these are essential for punctuating killer guitar solos.
cigs abroad: These are cultural souvenirs, tiny sticks of international diplomacy that don’t count once your passport is stamped.
cigs from a packet not in English: An adventurous foray into the unknown. If you can’t read the warning, does it even exist?
This graphic tee doesn’t just make a statement; it tells a story—a hilarious, relatable story of selective logic and enjoying the moment.

Stop justifying and start celebrating the art of selective indulgence. This t-shirt is a badge of honor for anyone who lives by the philosophy that context is everything. It’s clever, comfortable, and built to last through countless pints, shows, and international adventures. Embrace the logic, share the laugh, and add the “Cigs That Don’t Count” T-Shirt to your collection today.
Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.












Very nice shirt..very quick shipping