Kick your holiday season into high gear with the ultimate tribute to classic 70s cinema. The Merry Christmas To All You Sumbitches Shirt brings the legendary attitude of Sheriff Buford T. Justice right to your holiday wardrobe.
Buford T Justice Merry Christmas To All You Sumbitches Shirt | The Sheriff is Coming to Town
Celebrate the holidays “Eastbound and Down” style. This shirt pays homage to the golden era of trucking movies and the relentless pursuit of the Bandit. The design centers around a pixelated, “cross-stitch” style graphic of the iconic Sheriff holding his radio, flanked by festive Christmas trees and ornaments.
The text, “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU SUMBITCHES,” is emblazoned in a bold, faux-knit font, capturing the Sheriff’s distinctively gruff vocabulary in a way that is hilarious rather than hateful. Printed on a deep navy or black background, the colors pop vividly, making the design readable from across the room. It is a modern t-shirt with a vintage soul, perfectly bridging the gap between comfort and costume. Whether you are buying it as a gag gift or wearing it to dominate the local pub crawl, this shirt delivers the goods.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
- Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
- Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
- Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
- Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
- Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
- Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.









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