Kick your holiday season into high gear with the ultimate tribute to classic 70s cinema. The Merry Christmas To All You Sumbitches Shirt brings the legendary attitude of Sheriff Buford T. Justice right to your holiday wardrobe.
Buford T Justice Merry Christmas To All You Sumbitches Shirt | The Sheriff is Coming to Town
Celebrate the holidays “Eastbound and Down” style. This shirt pays homage to the golden era of trucking movies and the relentless pursuit of the Bandit. The design centers around a pixelated, “cross-stitch” style graphic of the iconic Sheriff holding his radio, flanked by festive Christmas trees and ornaments.
The text, “MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL YOU SUMBITCHES,” is emblazoned in a bold, faux-knit font, capturing the Sheriff’s distinctively gruff vocabulary in a way that is hilarious rather than hateful. Printed on a deep navy or black background, the colors pop vividly, making the design readable from across the room. It is a modern t-shirt with a vintage soul, perfectly bridging the gap between comfort and costume. Whether you are buying it as a gag gift or wearing it to dominate the local pub crawl, this shirt delivers the goods.

Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.








