Ben Ahlers Annoyed Aunt Agnes Heads Have Rolled For Less Shirt – Embrace the Unyielding Spirit
Step into the opulent world of HBO’s The Gilded Age and pay homage to its most formidable character with this Ben Ahlers Annoyed Aunt Agnes Heads Have Rolled For Less Shirt. This isn’t just a piece of clothing; it’s an emblem of power, wit, and the unbending will of the old guard. At the heart of the design is the matriarch herself, Agnes van Rhijn, portrayed in a stunning collage that captures her multifaceted personality—from her disapproving glare over a teacup to her moments of steely contemplation.
Dominating the design is her most iconic and chillingly nonchalant threat: “Heads Have Rolled For Less.” This quote perfectly encapsulates her character, making this shirt an instant conversation starter and a must-have for any true admirer of the show. By wearing this tee, you’re not just showcasing your fandom; you’re channeling the confidence and authority of a woman who commands respect in every room she enters.
Don’t be a person of whom it is said, “She is as boring as she is rich.” Make a statement. With its striking vintage design, iconic quote, and superior comfort, this Aunt Agnes t-shirt is the definitive piece for any fan of The Gilded Age. It’s a celebration of character, a badge of fandom, and a stylish tribute to the queen of Old New York. Embrace your inner matriarch and let the world know that your standards are high. Add this essential piece of fan apparel to your collection and order yours today!
Product Specifications:
- Classic T-Shirt G500: Made from 90% cotton and 10% polyester for breathability and comfort.
- Premium SS T-Shirt NL3600: Heather Gray blend of 90% cotton and 10% polyester; pre-laundered for a soft finish.
- Pullover Hoodie G185: Crafted with 55% cotton and 45% polyester for a cozy and durable feel.
- Crewneck Sweatshirt G180: Features a blend of 55% cotton and 45% polyester, perfect for casual wear.
- Long Sleeve T-Shirt G240: Ash is 99% cotton, 1% polyester; Sport Grey 90% cotton, 10% polyester; Dark Heather 50% cotton, 50% polyester.
- Jersey Tank 3480: 100% combed and ringspun cotton for softness and long-lasting quality.
- Sleeve Raglan NL6051: 50% polyester, 25% combed ringspun cotton, 25% rayon jersey for a premium blend of comfort and stretch.
- Ladies T-Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester for a perfect fit.