Baja Be Thy Blast Hat
Oct 22
Oct 29 - Oct 31
Nov 07 - Nov 12
In the hallowed halls of fast-food fandom, one beverage reigns supreme. This Baja Be Thy Blast Hat is a tribute, a testament, and a hilarious parody dedicated to that legendary turquoise elixir. Introducing the hat—the ultimate piece of novelty headwear for those who treat their favorite soda with near-religious devotion.
Baja Be Thy Blast Hat | A Righteous Parody
This isn’t just another gag hat; it’s a wearable piece of internet culture, a premium accessory that perfectly blends high-quality construction with a legendary punchline. The design is both simple and brilliant, featuring the sacred invocation, “OUR FATHER, WHO ART IN HEAVEN,” in clean black text, followed by the glorious, reinterpreted prayer: “Baja be thy Blast.”
The main text is rendered in vibrant, high-density embroidery. The iconic yellow-green lettering, outlined in bold black, pops dramatically against the signature teal-colored fabric. This hat doesn’t whisper; it joyfully proclaims your allegiance from across the room. It’s an instant “if you know, you know” signal to fellow connoisseurs, guaranteeing laughs, nods of approval, and the inevitable question: “Where did you get that?”
Why choose this cap over other novelty apparel? Because it understands the assignment. It perfectly captures the pseudo-spiritual joy of finding your favorite drink. It’s crafted for those who celebrate every return to store shelves and consider a run to the border a sacred pilgrimage. It’s the ideal accessory for music festivals, late-night food runs, skate park sessions, or just elevating your daily casual wear with a heavy dose of personality.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
