Ashland Drunk Raccoon Trashed Panda Shirt

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elebrate the internet’s favorite party animal with the Trashed Panda Viral Tee, a hilarious tribute to the legendary Ashland raccoon. Inspired by the true story of the masked bandit who broke into a liquor store and had a little too much fun, this shirt immortalizes the “hangover of the century.”

Ashland Drunk Raccoon Trashed Panda Shirt | Funny Drinking Humor & Meme

In December 2025, a small town in Ashland, Virginia, captured the world’s attention when a raccoon fell through the ceiling of a liquor store and proceeded to sample the merchandise. Found snoozing near the scene of the crime, he was quickly dubbed the “Trashed Panda.” This shirt captures that exact mood—dizzy, sprawled out, and totally unbothered.

This tee features a clean, bold graphic of the infamous raccoon lying face-down in defeat, complete with cartoon “dizzy spirals” and a spilled bottle of booze. The text “TRASHED PANDA” is printed in a rugged, impact-style font that stands out against the fabric. It’s a minimalist yet hilarious design that tells a story without saying a word.

This shirt taps into the universal humor of having one too many, making it an instant hit at parties, bars, and social gatherings. It transforms a chaotic viral moment into a wearable joke that breaks the ice instantly.

Ashland Drunk Raccoon Trashed Panda Shirt 2
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Product Specifications:

  • Classic T‑Shirt (G500): 5.3 oz, 100% cotton for everyday comfort; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester.
  • Ladies T‑Shirt: 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash Grey is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, with a feminine scoop neck and slightly tapered fit.
  • Crewneck Sweatshirt (G180): 8 oz fleece made from a soft 50% cotton and 50% polyester blend for warmth and durability.
  • Pullover Hoodie (G185): 5.3-ounce, 100% cotton (99/1 cotton/poly (Ash) & 90/10 cotton/poly (Sport Grey)
  • Long Sleeve T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for added softness.
  • Youth T‑Shirt: 5.3 oz, 100% preshrunk cotton; Ash is 99% cotton and 1% polyester, Sport Grey 90% cotton and 10% polyester for easy everyday wear.
  • Men’s Tank Top: 5.3 oz, 100% cotton with taped neck and shoulders and a tearaway label for extra comfort.
  • Women’s Tank Top: 4 oz fabric, 60% combed ring‑spun cotton and 40% polyester jersey, laundered to reduce shrinkage and designed with a flattering fit.
Sizes: Available in sizes S to 5XL to cater to various body types. Colors: Choose from a variety of colors depending on the selected style.

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Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

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US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 2-3 days 6-8 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Hawaiian shirt… 3-5 days 8-12 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

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  1. EK

    Very nice shirt..very quick shipping

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    No problems

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