2025 Christmas Tax Evasion Shrimp Ugly Sweater
Nov 29
Dec 05 - Dec 09
Dec 16 - Dec 19
This Christmas, make a statement that is as confusing as it is hilarious. The 2025 Christmas Tax Evasion Shrimp Ugly Sweater is the ultimate piece of wearable meme culture, designed to be the undisputed champion of any holiday party. Set against a blindingly festive (and wealthy) gold-yellow background, this sweater is a masterpiece of absurdity.
Tax Evasion Shrimp Ugly Christmas Sweater | Funny Holiday Meme Apparel
The design features a defiant shrimp—or perhaps a lobster, we’re not marine biologists—clutching thick wads of cash. This financially irresponsible crustacean is flanked by even more fans of money, gold coins, and traditional holiday patterns like snowflakes and Christmas trees. The bold text “TAX EVASION” is proudly displayed at the top, with the Japanese Katakana translation “タックス・イベイジョン” underneath, adding that perfect touch of authentic, “extremely online” aesthetic. This sweater doesn’t just whisper “holiday cheer”; it screams “surrealist humor” and “questionable accounting practices.”
In a sea of itchy, uninspired holiday sweaters, the Tax Evasion Shrimp stands apart. This isn’t just a one-time gag; it’s a high-quality garment built for comfort and laughs. The true benefit of this sweater is its power as an instant conversation starter. You won’t just walk into a room; you’ll make an entrance. Be prepared to answer questions, receive confused stares, and get high-fives from everyone who “gets it.”
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
We offer global delivery services.Shipping time
US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.
