2025 Christmas Im Not a Pervert Ugly Sweater
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Im Not a Pervert Ugly Christmas Sweater | 2025 Jingle All The Way
This 2025 Christmas Im Not a Pervert Ugly Sweater isn’t just a sweater; it’s a piece of cinematic history wrapped in a cozy, festive package. Designed for the 2025 holiday season, this Jingle All The Way inspired sweatshirt moves beyond the tired clichés of Santa hats and snowflakes (though it has those too!) to deliver a punchline that 90s kids will recognize instantly.
The design features a vibrant, pixel-art style graphic of Turbo Man in his signature red and gold suit, standing triumphantly amidst a traditional “fair isle” knit pattern. The Royal Blue background makes the red text pop, ensuring the legendary quote—”I’m not a pervert! I just want a Turbo Man Doll!”—is readable from across the room.
Let’s be honest: standard holiday greetings are boring. This sweater features one of the most hilariously out-of-context quotes in Christmas movie history. It catches people off guard, sparks conversations, and acts as a litmus test to find other cool people who love 90s cinema.
SHIPPING POLICY
WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?
Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.WHERE DO WE SHIP?
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US Regions:
| Item | Handling time (Mon-Fri) | Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ) |
| Apparel | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Mug | 2-3 days | 3-7 days |
| Poster, Canvas | 1-3 days | 3 -7 days |
| Hats | 5-8 days | 10-13 days |
| Bedding | 3-5 days | 7-10 days |
| 3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... | 5-8 days | 15-20 days |
Other Countries:
Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days
Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.
Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. DeliveredTotal delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time
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