2025 Christmas Gluhhornchen Ugly Sweater

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Embrace the warmth of the holidays with a dash of international humor. The Glühhörnchen Ugly Christmas Sweater is more than just clothing; it is a celebration of one of the best parts of the festive season: hot mulled wine.

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The centerpiece of this design is a delightfully chubby squirrel, donned in a classic red Santa hat, clutching a steaming red mug of Glühwein. Surrounded by a faux-stitched border of snowflakes, pine trees, and a “log” aesthetic, the graphics mimic the nostalgic look of grandma’s knitting while providing the modern comfort of a premium fleece-lined sweatshirt. The bold text “GLÜHHÖRNCHEN” arches over the character, delivering a punchline that bridges the gap between cute animal art and adult holiday fun.

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If you aren’t fluent in German, here is why this sweater is a masterpiece of wordplay. The German word for squirrel is Eichhörnchen. The beloved warm spiced wine served at Christmas markets is Glühwein. When you mash them together, you get the Glühhörnchen—a “Glowing Squirrel” tipsy on holiday spirit! It is a clever, niche joke that signals you know how to have a good time.

The sweater is the perfect blend of wit, warmth, and whimsy. Whether you are buying it as a gift for the German speaker in your life or treating yourself before the holiday parties begin, this sweatshirt is guaranteed to bring smiles. Grab your mug, put on your squirrel, and let the festivities begin!

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

Although we provide estimated shipping times, it's prudent not to plan your delivery too close to your deadline as unforeseen delays, beyond our control, may occur. Please allow extra time to accommodate such circumstances. While we strive to ensure timely delivery, we cannot be held liable for delays caused by external factors like shipping carriers, weather, holidays, customs clearance, or inaccurate delivery information. If you encounter any issues with your order or need to make adjustments, feel free to reach out to us at [email protected]. Our team is dedicated to assisting you and resolving any concerns you may have. Regarding multiple shipping addresses, we regret to inform you that we do not currently support this feature. If you require items to be delivered to different addresses, we kindly ask you to place separate orders for each destination. For deliveries to PO Boxes or Military APO/FPO addresses, we do offer this service. Regarding VAT taxes, please note that international shipments from the US are sent DDU (Delivered Duty Unpaid), and we do not collect VAT at the time of purchase. The recipient is responsible for any applicable taxes, duties, or customs fees upon receiving the package. Local customs or VAT charges may apply, and we recommend contacting your customs office for further details on your country's policies.