2025 Christmas Exzesiver Alkoholkonsum Ugly Sweater

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Elevate your winter wardrobe with a sweater that speaks your language—literally. This Funny German Meme Christmas Sweater captures the chaos of the holidays with a cynical, laid-back vibe. Whether you are attending a wild holiday party or just sipping mulled wine by the fire, this design offers the perfect blend of comfort and comedy.

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The design centers around the legendary “Incidental 70” character from classic animation history, instantly recognizable to meme lovers worldwide. Dressed in a Santa suit and flashing a peace sign, he embodies the “unbothered” energy we all strive for during the holiday rush. Flanked by pixelated Christmas trees, candy canes, and steaming mugs of Glühwein, the graphics are rendered in a nostalgic faux-knit style that pays homage to the classic ugly Christmas sweater tradition.

For those who skipped German class, the humor here is top-tier. The text reads “Exzessiver Alkoholkonsum?” (Excessive Alcohol Consumption?) followed by the punchline “Ich nehm 2” (I’ll take 2). It is a witty, self-deprecating joke that perfectly encapsulates the indulgence of the season. It’s the perfect attire for Christmas markets (Weihnachtsmärkte), après-ski gatherings, or simply surviving family dinner.

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2025 Christmas Exzesiver Alkoholkonsum Ugly Sweater 1 2

Who is This Sweater For? 

The Meme Connoisseur: You speak fluent internet culture and appreciate a deep-cut reference.
The German Expat or Student: You want to show off your language skills (or heritage) with a funny twist.
The Party Animal: You are the person at the party who actually will take two drinks.
The “Scrooge” with Style: You love Christmas, but you prefer it with a side of cynicism and sarcasm.

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SHIPPING POLICY

WHAT ARE THE SHIPPING COSTS?

Within the U.S., shipping is priced at 5.99 USD. International shipping rates start from 13 USD.

WHERE DO WE SHIP?

We offer global delivery services.

Shipping time

US Regions:

Item Handling time (Mon-Fri) Shipping time ( Mon-Fri )
Apparel 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Mug 2-3 days 3-7 days
Poster, Canvas 1-3 days 3 -7 days
Hats 5-8 days 10-13 days
Bedding 3-5 days 7-10 days
3D Clothing, Tumbler, Ugly Sweater, Hawaiian shirt, Jacket, Jersey, Bedding, Bikini Set, Pajamas... 5-8 days 15-20 days

Other Countries:

Handling time (Mon-Fri): 3-5 days

Shipping time ( Mon-Fri ): 15-25 days.

Note: Please be advised that shipping times may be influenced by public holidays, destination countries, and courier services. Delivered

Total delivery time= Handling time + Shipping time

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